rant: 9 words

scientist say that women use more words than men.  the actual numbers vary but most studies say that women use many more then men.  these nine phrases are the most important...learn them men.

nine words women use

(1)  fine :  this is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. 

(2)  five minutes :  if she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. 

(3)  nothing :  this is the calm before the storm. this means something, and you should be on your toes. arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

(4)  go ahead :  this is a dare, not permission. don't do it! 

(5)  loud sigh :  this is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. a loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (refer back to # 3 for the meaning of “nothing”.) 

(6)  that's okay :  this is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. that's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. 

(7)  thanks :  a woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. just say you're welcome. (i want to add in a clause here - this is true, unless she says 'thanks a lot' - that is pure sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. do not say 'you're welcome'. that will bring on a 'whatever'). 

(8)  whatever :  is a woman's way of saying forget  you! 

(9)  don't worry about it, i got it :  another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. this will later result in a man asking 'what's wrong?' for the woman's response refer to # 3. 

2 comments:

winnie said...

hahaha, this is dead on--must be written by a man, a well-learned man.

btw, I love the new backdrop to your page, is it one available only to those who upgraded?

Can I link your page to mine?

mywong13 said...

i know...love it :) one of my girl friends sent it to me.

I got the back drop from a website...it's a little buggy and can't figure out to to re-route the buttons on top to other sites, but will hopefully work on that over the holidays.

Sure you can link my page to yours :)

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